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Ratings: Rangers 0 – 1 United

Van der Sar – 7 Wasn’t called upon much but what he did he did well. O’ Shea – 6 Some scary moments up against Weiss. Smalling – 7 Nothing much to deal with. Evans – 6 A lapse in concentration almost let Rangers sneak in. Fabio – 7 Kept his flank quiet nd was [...]

November 24th, 2010 | Posted in Ratings | Read More »

Liverpool Fans Raid Inter Forum To Defend Benitez

Liverpool Fans Raid Inter Forum To Defend Benitez

He started with a squad that he led to win Champions League and after spending £300million took them down to the lowly depths of 7th place. the man I’m talking about is of course rafael Benitez, more affectionately known as the Fat Spanish Waiter. You would expect that Liverpool fans would be glad to see [...]

November 23rd, 2010 | Posted in News,Rivals | Read More »

VIDEO: Rafael v Tevez

Rafael gives Carlos Tevez a piece of his mind after the troll’s late challenge on the Brazilian full back.

November 11th, 2010 | Posted in Rivals | Read More »

PICTURE: What Is Carlos Tevez Doing To Rio Ferdinand?

PICTURE: What Is Carlos Tevez Doing To Rio Ferdinand?

Carlos Tevez appeared to take time out from last night’s Manchester derby to perform a rectal examination on England captain Rio Ferdinand.      

November 11th, 2010 | Posted in News | Read More »

Half A Billion Spent And City Still Play Like Relegation Fodder

Despite spending the best part of half a billion pounds, the bitter fans of Manchester City are still being treated to the most uninspiring football you could imagine. Last night’s bore draw was about par for the course for City’s season. Mancini regularly opts to play not one, not two, but three defensive midfielders on [...]

November 11th, 2010 | Posted in News,Opinion,Rivals | Read More »

Ratings: City 0 – 0 United

Ratings: City 0 – 0 United

Van der Sar – 7 Hardly worked at all, but one excellent save from a Tevez free kick stood out. Rafael – 7 Looks to have nailed down the right back position. Another good performance before injury forced him off. Vidic – 8 Dominant alongside Ferdinand. Ferdinand – 8 City never stood a chance with [...]

November 10th, 2010 | Posted in News,Ratings | Read More »

United Fans Sick Taunt To City Fans

United Fans Sick Taunt To City Fans

A favourite haunt of Manchester City fans was vandalised last night, by braindead thugs who claim to be Manchester United fans. Mary D’s, on Grey Mare Lane, was daubed with graffiti last night ahead of tonight’s Manchester Derby. The insults included, “Manchester is Red”, “34 years” and “Foe c*nts”. While the first two are certainly [...]

November 10th, 2010 | Posted in News,Rivals | Read More »

United Sign Norwegian Youngster

United Sign Norwegian Youngster

Manchester United have reportedly signed Norwegian youngster Mats Dæhli Mills from Stabæk. The 15 year old made his debut for Norway’s under-15′s this Summer, playing in defeats to france, Spain and the Netherlands. Despite being on the losing side in all three games, Mills was named player of the tournament. Mills is expected to move [...]

November 8th, 2010 | Posted in News,Transfers | Read More »

VIDEO: Ronaldo’s Brilliant Back Pass In Madrid Derby

VIDEO: Ronaldo’s Brilliant Back Pass In Madrid Derby

Cristiano Ronaldo was at his audacious best yesterday in the local derby between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid. After having his powerful shot saved at the near post, the ball looped up in the air and was heading back towards the world’s most expensive player. But instead of controlling it and whipping a ball into [...]

November 8th, 2010 | Posted in News | Read More »

Buffon Rejects United Rumours

Buffon Rejects United Rumours

Gianluigi Buffon admits he has become accustomed to links with Manchester United, but there has never been anything in the rumours. Buffon has not played with Juventus so far this season because his recovery from a Summer back operation is ongoing. And his absence from a team photoshoot was the start of new speculation that [...]

November 8th, 2010 | Posted in News,Transfers | Read More »

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